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You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
1. A very sharp sword. Double-sided.
2. Well, duh! “Surfin’ Dead,” by the Cramps. Although “Party Time” by 45 Grave is a close second.
3. Okay, does this mean famous as in a real person, or famous as in a fictional person? Because if I get one famous person to throw to the zombies, it’s totally going to be Tom Cruise. I suspect he won’t be of much use in a zombie fight. But let’s see . . . to actually fight the zombies, I would have to choose either Angel or Xena. They’d fight first, ask “WTF?” later, and that’s what you need in a zombie fight.
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