I don’t know why this cracks me up so much, but it does. I am intrigued by the idea that I will not wreak havoc just anywhere 
Also, is it a bad thing that I was disappointed that Ebola was not on the list? Then again, I suppose being Ebola would be bad. Yes.
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| You scored as Necrotizing Fasciitis
You are inherently destructive, born to break stuff. The sound of children crying as their toys meet a tragic end brings you orgasmic joy and you invented the idea of taking candy from babies. You are a choosy kinda person, though, not bringing your special type of love to just anyone–only the truly deserving are visited by you. When you come ’round, though, the results are stupefying and when you leave, no one doubts your capacity for chaos.
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oooh – I wanna be cholera….
mainly I wouldn’t want to be amoebic dysentery. because ewwww!
I seem to be (wait for the drumroll)…
{drumroll}
Gonorrhea!
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You like to get laid. A lot. Since you’re so easy, you get passed around a lot, but you don’t mind. Better a slut than a monk, you always say. Of course, your loose ways have their drawbacks–everyone laughs at your behavior, even your friends. You’ve got so many nicknames, most of them insulting, that you probably don’t even remember the one your mother gave you… if you even know who she is. But hey, who cares? There’s fun to be had, flat on your back.
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Common Cold
Necrotizing Fasciitis
Gangrene
Bubonic Plague
Cholera
Malaria
Influenza
Amoebic Dysentery
::sigh::